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Imagine you are Herr Beethoven. You have just completed your 5th Symphony and you are exhausted. Your gaastfrau, that is your not so kind or gracious landlady, knocks on your door.
You stand up from your piano which is on the floor (by this time you have sawn off its legs so you can better feel the vibrations of the music). She hands you a letter. It says your identify has been stolen, pilfered, compromised, ripped off, grunged. It says you have no money.
It says your reputation is trashed. What do you do? Who for a mere pittance, a mere $4.95 per month Club Membership fee, would arrange for you Herr Beethoven to receive up to $25,000 in FREE Identify Theft coverage? Should your rep get ripped off, who would place fraud alerts with all three Credit reporting agencies? Who would enroll you in six months of daily credit monitoring? Who would complete dispute letters on your behalf for approval and signature? Who would help you obtain reimbursement up to $25,000 with no deductible for the expenses associated with clearing your name and repairing your damaged credit, including lost wages (up to $1,000 a week for a maximum of 5 weeks?) Who, Herr Beethoven, for the mere pittance of a $4.95 per month Membership Club fee paid would help you recover your stolen composure? Fun play on words,
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